Joran Van Der Sloot: The rarely seen but dangerous breed of douche called the “Murdering Douche.” He’s not so lucky this time. No Judge father to turn to. However he *is* lucky this isn’t Pinochet’s Chile or he would have already “disappeared.”
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/06/02/report-natalee-holloway-suspect-sought-murder-peru/
Nerdodamus 