Month: October 2014

TSA Still Protecting Us!


You will be happy to know that, in spite of the elevated Ebola & biothreats in the area the ‪#‎tsa‬ at DFW remain steadfast in their defense of our nation against shoes, belts, tweezers, & any liquids more than 3.4 ounces.

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Reason #3242 why I’ll never be elected President:


Reason #3242 why I’ll never be elected President: Government severs diplomatic ties and warns people not to travel to North Korea as it is unsafe and there could be dire consequences. Some travel anyway. They get detained. Appeal to the US for Help – Prisoners claim US is abandoning them. If I were President, I would say ” . . . and . . . there you go. Sorry, but tough.”