American Entropy

Union Work Stoppages/Slowdowns hurt People <br>


You know you are desperate when all you have is the military for work. Funny how the corner has turned on this one. <br>


Never go to the ER if you can avoid it <br>


Politicians get Dead Soldier’s name wrong <br>


Randy Quaid’s poem to his dog, Doji. <br>


Woman addicted to eating toilet paper. <br>



It would be interesting in my lifetime . . .

It would be interesting in my lifetime . . .

to drive a Pink El Camino

to hear Depeche Mode covering “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves”

to study Metaphysical Virology

to have been a fly on the wall in the household of Dr. Beverly DiAngelis and Dr. John Gray while they were married

to see Gary Glitter, Andy Kim, Gilbert O’Sullivan, and Petra all at the same venue.

to see the contestants of American Idol perform the music of the Wu-Tang Clan

to also see Elton John perform at a benefit concert for Fred Phelps

to witness a political round-table discussion including Bill O’Reilly, Mumia Abu-Jamaal, Noam Chomsky, and Barney Frank

to meet five sisters named Paris, Domino, Lulu, Rae Dawn, and Zsa Zsa

to read about a polygamist family with one wife and six husbands

to have Presidential Pardons of Brian Peppers and Tommy Chong