It would be interesting in my lifetime . . .
to drive a Pink El Camino
to hear Depeche Mode covering “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves”
to study Metaphysical Virology
to have been a fly on the wall in the household of Dr. Beverly DiAngelis and Dr. John Gray while they were married
to see Gary Glitter, Andy Kim, Gilbert O’Sullivan, and Petra all at the same venue.
to see the contestants of American Idol perform the music of the Wu-Tang Clan
to also see Elton John perform at a benefit concert for Fred Phelps
to witness a political round-table discussion including Bill O’Reilly, Mumia Abu-Jamaal, Noam Chomsky, and Barney Frank
to meet five sisters named Paris, Domino, Lulu, Rae Dawn, and Zsa Zsa
to read about a polygamist family with one wife and six husbands
to have Presidential Pardons of Brian Peppers and Tommy Chong