Reason #3242 why I’ll never be elected President:

Reason #3242 why I’ll never be elected President: Government severs diplomatic ties and warns people not to travel to North Korea as it is unsafe and there could be dire consequences. Some travel anyway. They get detained. Appeal to the US for Help – Prisoners claim US is abandoning them. If I were President, I would say ” . . . and . . . there you go. Sorry, but tough.”

New Word for the Day: “Ballsheimer’s Disease”

Nerdodamus proclaims a new word: “Ballsheimer’s Disease” – 1.) The arrogant revising of history in spite of evidence to the contrary 2.) Appearing oblivious contrarian statements for the sake of annoyance and aggravation.