Nerdodamus Prediction

The Republicans taking a trick from their ’94 playbook (and being successful) was so obvious that even Nerdodamus saw it pointless to predict – especially since Obama used a lot of Clinton staffers. no armchair Monday-morning quarterbacking from these guys.

Is it safe to say that 2011 will be much like 1995? Most likely – in the realm of cyclical politics. Pop Culture may yield some surprises though. Here are my predictions for 2011:

(Yes, I know these are softballs but remember who I am!)

1.) Government Shutdown over Political infighting regarding the budget.

2.) Scott Brown is heavily criticized as a RINO because he does not toe the party line.

3.) Hilary Clinton side-steps here claim she is not going to challenge Obama in 2012.

4.) Christine O’Donnell is indicted for misuse of campaign funds since she cannot be indicted for sole stupidity alone.

5.) 3 more States make Marijuana legal for Medicinal purposes.

6.) One state will officially go bankrupt.

7.) Member of Congress gets put on terrorist watch list.

8.) Another Republican Congressman gets caught in a gay scandal.

9.) The Quaid’s get what they really wanted – a reality show – claim whole stunt was “performance art.”

10.) Octomom runs out of options – does soft-core porn.

11.) A Gosselin is kept in the news solely because they get in trouble with the law.

12.) In-fighting begins at Fox news between O’Reilly, Hannity, and Beck over self-promotion, jealousy, and the fact that one of these guys will begin leaning over into the White nationalist realm a little too much.

13.) Jim Carrey, in an effort to rebuild his career lashes out at Jenny McCarthy for bringing him into her Pseudo-science circle. it is revealed this and her association with quacks brought down the relationship.

New Nerdodamus Prediction

By popular demand, Nerdodamus has returned to yield a new prediction.

The people of Minnesota, in keeping with tradition, will elect another celebrity native to public office in the coming years.

First, it was Jessie Ventura, followed by Al Franken. The next celebrity to be elected to a high public office position will be:

PRINCE!

Another Prediction

Another vision has come forth. Hear me as I predict:

Within the next decade, the United States will elect a new president. This president will bring a message of change. He or She will develop a huge following and will be elected by receiving the most votes.

On election night, people will be thrilled and elated. They will celebrate in the streets. A large percentage of these people will be convinced that their lives will change for the better overnight and all of their problems will go away immediately.

Sadly, for most of them this will not come true. Their personal lives will remain the same. They will feel distraught and immediately displace all of their problems upon him or her. This new leader’s popularity will drop significantly within the first 100 days post-inauguration.

Media networks with a bias towards the opposing poltical party will monitor every move of the leader ir order to point out every mistake. A large percentage of the population who voted for the opponent will purchase various paraphanalia and swag such as apparal, plastic buttons, and bumper stickers stating not to blame them for they voted for the opponent.

Swine Flu Prediction

At the current rate of spread, we will all be dead of swine flu in less than 1000 years. That is, assuming we all have a life expectancy of 1000 years and no more people give birth.

Today’s Proclamation

Martini Bars = Cougar Dens